A Fragile Immortality
- No Cookies before 7:30pm
- Checkin by 8:30pm (Niobe’s weekday bedtime)
- Friends can be over, but don’t be a dick about it. If you’re going to have friends over more than a couple of times a week, check with the rest of us.
- If friends are over, reverse the welcome mat.
- If something is wrong inside, pull the front room shade half way down.
- If you make an amazing mess (you or your friends), clean it up.